Case Diagnostics · Evidence over vibes

Stop decoding texts.
Start reading the evidence.

Bring your WhatsApp chat, a few screenshots, and what's actually happening offline. Get a structured Clarity score — higher always means clearer, less delulu — plus five core metrics and a concrete next move.

No account needed — this browser is remembered so you can come back to your saved diagnoses.

Illustrative example

Case

You & Alex

Getting Delulu
Mutual Interest62
Emotional Investment78
Real-world Progress24
Words vs. Actions Gap54
Reciprocity41

Next move: Ask for one concrete plan this week — the words are far ahead of the actions.

How it works
01

Create a case

Fill in five low-effort sections: both profiles, online and offline interactions, and how you'd position this.

02

Bring the evidence

Import your WhatsApp export, tag Instagram or other screenshots, and answer a few questions about real life.

03

Read the report

Get a Clarity score, five core metrics, and a concrete next move — saved for later, shareable when you want.

Same facts, your choice of delivery

Roast Me or Be Gentle — the conclusion never changes.

Roast Me

“3 weeks of texting and they still haven't found their car keys. That's not busy, that's a pattern.”

Be Gentle

“You've been talking for 3 weeks with no in-person meetup yet. Words haven't become a plan.”

Tone only changes the wording. High-risk conclusions are never delivered as an insult, in either mode.

Bring the receipts. Get a real answer.

Takes about five minutes. Your chat export is parsed in your browser and only the evidence you see in the final report is ever saved.